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    Rib Rub Question

    I've found a lot of store bought rubs are high in salt content and overpower the meat. I make my own rub with a mixture of brown sugar, kosher or seal salt, gound pepper, garlic, ceyenne pepper and paprika. I add other ingredients as the mood strikes but those are the basics. I coat with...
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    I am inviting all SMF'ers to a party at my place.

    Thanks camp. For some reason that durn "yes" button had a glitch in it but I'm ALL in. Put me down for 50.
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    Amish Farmer

    An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts, "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows crap in it".) The kneeling man shouts back, angrily, "I'm...
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    Lots of 1st here

    Ok, I'm hungry now. Welcome to the forum
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    Ladies on a gulf course

    HEHEHEHEHEHEEHe
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    Is your Mortician Lazy?

    A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however...
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    fatty or what w/qview

    A Fatty, by any other name...... Looks great!
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    How to keep Skeeters away?

    I had heard "bug zappers" didn't work on skeeters because they are drawn to your breath and sweat not light. They do have several propane fueled mosquito killers on the martket. Google "mosquito repellant" for a huge range of options. I've heard the propane models work very well attracting...
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    New to smoking

    Good advice. Welcome to the forum
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    Smoking Temps

    I agree with Joe. I've only smoked cheese twice but had great results. I lit 3 charcoal briquets and placed them on a piece of hickory and put some apple chips on top of them in my offset with the dampers closed (or almost). The temp never got above 80. The outside temp was 40 and calm...
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    Feral Cats

    Two weeks ago the wife found a feral Kitten (about 10 weeks old) under the hood of her car. Just a kitten right? She went to grab the thing and it bit through her finger! The DR wouldn't stitch it and close in any potential bacteria or infection. Had to capture the cat and keep it for ten...
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    What's your occupation?

    Hey ebs - My primary MOS was 67V on 58's went to Mother Rucker in 1984. Thanks for your service!
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    Golf story

    LOL That would have been my third shot
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    Beginner needs help

    Hey Bubba - In short - I don't. But as I said in an earlier post I mostly use the thing for grilling. The Kingsford Masterbuilt has a large cooking area. I build my fire as far to one side as possible and cook on the other side when needing indirect heat. Don't get me wrong, opening the air...
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    Beginner needs help

    Since I don't know the type of unit your using, only the description; I'm going on the assumption it is similar to mine. To keep your temps within range, you give or take away the amount of air the fire can have to burn. More air flow = hotter fire. Less air flow = cooler fire (a smoking fire)...
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    Beginner needs help

    I might suggest using your grill a couple of times to get a feel for it. I've got a Kingsford built much like yours. With ALL the vents closed there is no way to regulate the heat. The charcoal will get enough air to reach its max temp (sometimes over 400 degrees) then die out to ash. I only...
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    Big smoke this weekend, one question though...

    1chaos52 - If you take your chicken to 140, your still in the danger zone for bacteria and will want to get it into the fridge quickly to avoid contamination. You won't need to freeze. If you plan on grilling right off the smoker to crisp the skin you will be heating it up beyond the danger zone...
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    What's your occupation?

    Great Thread!! So many different backgrounds.... Joined the Army Guard at 17 and started working as a full time OH-58 Kiowa, AH-1 Cobra and UH-1 Huey Mechanic Technician. Over the years (25 and still counting ) I became a Mechanic Supervisor in charge of maintenance and the Armament Officer...
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    New member from Missouri

    Welcome Paul from Central Missouri- 2 hours North. As many have already said, you can't go wrong with the e-course and any question you have probably has been answered before. Do a little research (which answers most questions and creates others) and ask. The folks here at SMF are always glad...
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    cowgirl's UDS

    Cowgirl, Great job on the UDS!! I've been thinking of building one myself. Can't wait to see it in action. When's the first smoke??
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