Amish Farmer

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by stacks, Jul 14, 2008.

  1. stacks

    stacks Smoke Blower

    An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond.
    The Amish farmer shouts, "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows crap in it".)

    The kneeling man shouts back, angrily, "I'm a Muslim, I don't
    understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred
    tongue of Islam, speak to me in English."


    The Amish farmer replies, "Use two hands, you'll get more."
     
  2. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Right on bro...right on.
     
  3. meat-man

    meat-man Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    hit the nail right on the head there
     
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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  5. allen

    allen Smoking Fanatic

    Das is good, p-ssed muh pants,real good
     

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