Wedding Dresses

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Sep 5, 2007.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Son asked his mother the following question:

    "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

    The mother looks at her son and replies,

    "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

    The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

    "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

    The father looks at his son in surprise and says,


    "Son, all household appliances come in white."
     
  2. phil s

    phil s Smoke Blower

    Uh Ohhhhhhhhh....NOW you started it!! [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  3. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Boy-O- Boy you opened a can of worms... them women folk gonna get ya
     
  4. t-bone tim

    t-bone tim Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LMAO......LOOK OUT ..here's comes Lisaco and a few others lookin to open a can of whooooppp A _ _ on ya [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  5. Ouch. Glad I'm not you when the ladies see this one.
     
  6. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Debi is normally pretty easy goin but you might have stirred her up this time, but I have to admit, that's funny[​IMG]
     
  7. Oh, I know he didn't !!!

    Oh, he just doesn't know what he has done.....

    one for you, darlin'....

    What do men and pantyhose have in common?

    They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!
     
  8. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Touche' Lisa!! 'Dawg, methinks she gotcha on that one!!
     
  9. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Ouch that one had to hurt
     
  10. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    He'll probably be in a wheel chair this weekend at Silver Lake
     
  11. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Why do women have smaller feet than men?

    So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!
     
  12. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    I've been refered to as a dishwasher more than once I'm afraid!
     
  13. What's the quickest way to a man's heart?



    Straight through the rib cage.


    (Ya can't win 'dawg, I can do this alllll dayyyyy [​IMG] )


    Lisa [​IMG]
     
  14. I was lookin for old recipes I posted and saw this...thought some of the new people might get a kick out of our old threads.... :)
     
  15. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit

    Not even going here..













    BUT why did she have two black eyes??[​IMG]
     

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