The Painter

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Feb 16, 2008.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    The Newfoundland painter, Garge, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to him in Gander for paintings. One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch limo. She asked Garge if he would paint her in the nude. This was the first time anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady said money was no object; she was willing to pay $50,000. Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Garge asked the lady to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena, his missus. In a few minutes he returned and said to the lady, ' Would be me pleasure ma'am. Missus says it's okay. . I'll paint ya in da nude, but I has ta leave me socks on so I has a place to wipe me brushes . . .
  2. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Heh... Think he'll be using a "tripod" ?
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Notice there is no mention of children in this couples marriage? Wonder why? That does bring a smile though![​IMG]
  4. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats funny...........Good one.............

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