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[sawhorseray]

Census taker: "How many children do you have?"

Woman: "Four."

Census taker: "May I have their names please?"

Woman: "Eenee, Meenee, Minee, and George."

Census taker: "Thank you, but given the pattern, why is the last child's name George?"

Woman: "Because we didn't want any Moe."

 

[MJB05615]

These are hilarious Ray! The dog signs are cracking me up. We're dog people, and most of these hit very close to home, lol.

 

[yankee2bbq]

 

[Brokenhandle]

Thanks Ray! I loved em! And I'm a softie, I don't have to yell at the dogs when they're naughty...I make my wife do it!

Ryan

 

[bauchjw]

Hilarious as always! Digging the Kieth Richards willie Nelson run!

 

[912smoker]

Good ones ! Good to laugh on a Monday
Thanks RAY