Oh, dem wily Hillbillies!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richtee, Sep 29, 2007.

  1. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a
    Tennessee hunting license.

    The game warden looked at it, then reached over and
    grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said,
    "This ain't no Tennessee duck. This duck's from
    Mississippi You got a Mississippi license?"

    The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a
    Mississippi hunting license.

    The warden then reached over and picked up the third
    duck , sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no
    Mississippi duck. This here duck's from South
    Carolina . You got a South Carolina huntin' license?"


    Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and
    brought out a South Carolina hunting license.

    The game warden was extremely frustrated at this
    point, and he yelled at the hillbilly, "Boy, just
    where the hell are you from?"

    The hillbilly turned around, dropped his pants, bent
    over, and said, "You tell me. You're the expert
     
  2. wvsmokeman

    wvsmokeman Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    LMAO[​IMG]
     
  3. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Now that's funny[​IMG]
     
  4. hillbillysmoker

    hillbillysmoker Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Lot to be said about Hillbillies
     
  5. dacdots

    dacdots Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I could not be more proud,thanks for the laugh.
     
  6. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    good one man! LMAO just about fell outta the chair man !!!!!
     
  7. crownovercoke

    crownovercoke Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Richtee, I dont care who you are thats funny right there
     
  8. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Mr. Game Warden. The hillbilly? Dunno, he was never named in the joke. I'll go with "Cletus"- popular in these type jokes.

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    Thanks SmokyOkie!
     

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