- Apr 27, 2008
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Today I was turning into a parking lot making a left turn. I cut it a little short and here comes a big SUV at me. She was clearly speeding. We both stopped and she proceeded to swear at me, a big fat $itch. BLA BLA BLA. I couldn't hear her because he window was up. I rolled down my window and placed a big loogy on the pavement between us as if saying shut the F up. Please try and picture this. You will never believe what happened next.
She cocks her head and winds it up like a baseball pitcher and coughs up a loogy and spits it at me. Guess what?
She forgot to roll her window down and splattered her drivers side window with her loogy. As I watched it slide down the window, her face fadded away. I flipped her the bird and left almost peeing in my drawers.
I have been laughing all day.
Wish I had a QVIEW of her window and her face.
What a *****. Still laughing because she had someone in the SUV with her. That's road rage at it's finest.
Ron
She cocks her head and winds it up like a baseball pitcher and coughs up a loogy and spits it at me. Guess what?
She forgot to roll her window down and splattered her drivers side window with her loogy. As I watched it slide down the window, her face fadded away. I flipped her the bird and left almost peeing in my drawers.
I have been laughing all day.
Wish I had a QVIEW of her window and her face.
What a *****. Still laughing because she had someone in the SUV with her. That's road rage at it's finest.
Ron
