Voice from the Back Pew

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by teacup13, Jun 26, 2009.

  1. teacup13

    teacup13 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the Congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church.

    Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, “Children are a gift from God,” he said. Silence fell on the congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, “Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers.”

    The Congregation said “Amen!”
     
  2. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I liked that 1
     
  3. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Good one.[​IMG]
     

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