The Chimps and the Blonde

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by flagriller, Oct 2, 2007.

  1. flagriller

    flagriller Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.

    The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
    "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
    "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $200 for your trouble."
    "I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.

    Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $200 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo!"

    "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money left over-so now we're going to Sea World."
     
  2. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Hahaha once again ........... so true.
     
  3. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    HAHAHAH

    crap.......another ruint monitor with beer spew..........


    d8de
     
  4. deer meat

    deer meat Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Dude you gotta learn to turn your head............LMAO
     
  5. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Or don't drink and read... [​IMG][​IMG]
     

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