Salary Increase

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Nov 14, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    The maid in a stately home wants a salary increase. Her ladyship was
    very upset and asked, sarcastically: "Now Princess, why do you want an
    increase?"

    Maid: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.The
    first is that I iron better than you."

    Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
    Maid: "The master did."
    Madam: "Oh"--bit irritated.
    Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
    Madam: "Nonsense! Who said you were a better cook than I?"
    Maid: "The master did."
    Madam: "Oh"----decidedly put off now.
    Maid: "My third reason is that I make better love than you do."
    Madam (Very upset now): "NO, don't tell me the master told you THAT,
    too, you wretch?!!
    Maid: "No madam, he didn't; the gardener did."
     
  2. dingle

    dingle Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Very nice Blackhawk! Give that lady a raise
     
  3. squeezy

    squeezy Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good one ... thanks!
     
  4. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Hoe hoe hoe!
     

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