Nun in Hooters

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by fireguy, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    [FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif']The Nun in Hooters[/font]

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    A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.[/font]


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    The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off."[/font]


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    Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.[/font]


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    However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.[/font]


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    She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?[/font]


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    The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."[/font]


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    "Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.[/font]


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    So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.[/font]


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    After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. ![/font]


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    She we nt to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"[/font]


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    "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"[/font]


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    "No thank you, but, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.[/font]


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    "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.[/font]


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    [FONT='Arial', 'sans-serif']Now, how about that drink?"[/font]
     
  2. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    [​IMG] sorry, Technical difficulties[​IMG]
     
  3. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    but still funny
     
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's funny!
     

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