Hot Stock Tip

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by walking dude, Jan 24, 2008.

  1. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    Plan Investment Tip

    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
    With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
    With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
    If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
    But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00.
    Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
  2. stacks

    stacks Smoke Blower

    Time to switch from bottles... Thanks for the tip
  3. brianj517

    brianj517 Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Now there's an investment plan I can relate too...thank for putting it all in terms that a knucklehead like me can understand...[​IMG]
  4. You also have control of your investment the more you drink the bigger the return. [​IMG]
  5. stringcheese paul

    stringcheese paul Fire Starter

    and i thought about investing in stocks
  6. fatback joe

    fatback joe Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    As a Nortel shareholder, I would like to thank you for the reminder. [​IMG]
  7. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    Dude...thats the best advice I've got all year and it was free! The last time I called my broker...he charged me a stupendous fee to make me feel real bad. I'm gonna give him a link and tell him I've found a new broker!LOL
  8. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats a good one.


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