Guns and Women

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Aug 31, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Top Ten reasons why Men prefer guns over Women:

    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo

    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....



    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
     
  2. mossymo

    mossymo Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Love it, I knew there was a reason I had fortysome guns and only one wife !!!
     
  3. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Mossy, your the bravest man I ever met. [​IMG] Terry
     
  4. mossymo

    mossymo Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Terry
    I disagree, I brave man would be married without any firearms !!!
     
  5. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    You can be married and have firearms, just don't let he know where to buy ammo.
     
  6. phil s

    phil s Smoke Blower

    Oh great!!! Tell my wife that! She has as many guns as I do!! [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     

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