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sawhorseray

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A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly to a recently married couple's house...

She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch completely naked.
"What are you doing?" She asked.

"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy."

The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she replied.

"Needs ironing," he says " What's for dinner?"



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The security camera one is great. My wife watches ALL the crime shows and that is one comment we always make.."the government can spy on you from miles into space clearly. But, they cant get a decent pic off a store camera."
And I'd take more viking cruises if that was an option.
Jim
 
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Great batch Ray! The one with "Yes for the 4th time." And the emotional support dog were extra lol. Thanks for these.
 
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