Religions of the World

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TAOISM - Sh*t Happens.
HARE KRISHINA - Sh*t Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
HINDUISM - This Sh*t Happened Before.
ISLAM - If Sh*t Happens, Take A Hostage.
ZEN - What Is The Sound Of Sh*t Happening?
BUDDHISM - When Sh*t Happens, Is It Really Sh*t?
CONFUCIANISM - Confucias Say, "Sh*t Happens".
7TH DAY ADVENTIST - Sh*t Happens On Saturdays.
PROTESTANTISM - Sh*t Won't Happen, If I Work Harder.
CATHOLICISM - If Sh*t Happens, I Deserve It.
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS - Knock Knock, "Sh*t Happens".
UNITARIAN - What Is This Sh*t?
MORMON - Sh*t Happens Again & Again & Again...
JUDAISM - Why Does This Sh*t Always Happen To Me?
RASTAFARIANISM - Lets Smoke This Sh*t.