Prison or work

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jimr

Meat Mopper
Original poster
Feb 20, 2008
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Fountain City, Wisconsin
Don't know if this has been here before but thought it was "right-on"

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this comparison chart should make things a little bit clearer:

@ PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell WORK You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle

@ PRISON You get three fully paid for meals a day WORK You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it
@ PRISON For good behavior, you get time off
WORK For good behavior, you get more work

@ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you WORK You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
@ PRISON You can watch TV and play games
WORK You could get fired for watchingTV and playing games
@ PRISON You get your own toilet
WORK You have to share the toilet withpeople who pee on the seat
@ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit WORK You aren't even supposedto speak to your family
@ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part
WORK You must pay all your expenses to goto work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
WORK You spend most of your time wantingto get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens
WORK They are called 'managers'
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.
 
Ain't that the truth.....


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