My Tax return

[jerseyhunter]

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

They said this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HECK DID I MISS?

 

[mdboatbum]

300 million recipients of the new healthcare system.

 

[fagesbp]

So true it's funny.

 

[roger shoaf]

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

They said this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HECK DID I MISS?

I for one see why they were so upset, you didn't include civil servants.