Don't tick off your wife

[GaryHibbert]

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt!"     His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the heck is this?" he said to himself as a little dust cloud appeared when he shook them out.     "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"     She replied with a snicker. "It's not talcum powder; it's Miracle Grow !" You guys just never learn, do not tick off the woman.

 

[bear55]

OMG.... funny