This guy walks into his local bar, happens to look around and sees President Bush discussing something with Dick Cheney. The guy asks the bartender if that really is the President and Mr. Cheney. The bartender replies, "yes it is, they are discussing world war III".
So the guy walks over to the table and says "Mr. President, Mr. Cheney, it is a real honor to have you here, I understand you are discussing the 3rd world war". The President replies yes we are, we figure we will have to kill 140 million Musillums and one large breasted blond"! The guy says "Why would you kill a large breasted blond"?
The President says "See Dick, I told you no one would care about 140 million Musillums"!
Sorry, just had to do it.
So the guy walks over to the table and says "Mr. President, Mr. Cheney, it is a real honor to have you here, I understand you are discussing the 3rd world war". The President replies yes we are, we figure we will have to kill 140 million Musillums and one large breasted blond"! The guy says "Why would you kill a large breasted blond"?
The President says "See Dick, I told you no one would care about 140 million Musillums"!
Sorry, just had to do it.
