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HELL, LOOKS LIKE NOT MANY SEE 'EM MUCH THESE DAYS ANYWAY.

I’ve been alive 72 years now, and I’ve spent a good portion of that time in search of intelligent life outside this planet. So far, I’ve found just as much intelligence in outer space as I have here on Earth: zero. Our Monday night food truck rally starts at 5pm tonight. All your favorite...

FORGOT TO DELETE LAST WEEKS BATCH BEFORE THE NEW ONES CAME IN SO THERE MIGHT BE SOME REPEATS. THEN AGAIN, I DON'T REALLY CARE, SO THERE'S THAT.

OH, IT'S NOT LISTENING EITHER! Defendant was on trial... There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement, his lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted... resorted to a trick... "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I...

A nun, badly needing to use to the toilet, walked into a very popular local pub\nightclub The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers...

Hilarious town names that actually exist in the US Hell, Michigan About 15 miles northwest of Ann Arbor, Michigan, you'll find the town of Hell. While the name might not sound particularly welcoming, it's actually a playful little community that fully embraces its identity, offering tourists a...

I went to Tractor Supply to buy a bag of food for my dog. Already in line, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog. I stare at her....(Why would I be buying dog food, right? )So I told her no, I don’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't...

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol...

DON'T THINK I'LL NEED TO EXPLAIN WHAT THE S.O.S. STANDS FOR!

Texas speed limits aren’t rules… they’re more like a polite opening offer. 🤠🚗💨 The sign says 75. The road stretches flat and endless like Texas itself—big sky, long miles, and absolutely zero patience. You set cruise at 80, feeling responsible. Immediately, a lifted F-250 blows past you doing 95...

Trivia for today - *England has more tornadoes per square mile than any other country. *Pope Francis was once a nightclub bouncer. *"Brunch" was proposed as a hangover meal in 1895. *Nearly 15% of Los Angeles is used as a parking lot. *Pistachios can spontaneously combust. *New Zealand has more...

This guy pulled off the greatest prison break in animal history... and instantly became a father of 400. Meet Randy. He is a guinea pig who lived at an animal park in the UK called Hatton Adventure World. To prevent the population from exploding, the park kept all the male and female guinea...

PADUCAH - Roy Blaylock, 78, a longtime Paducah school bus driver, has reportedly become the talk of the town after renting a yacht from a Paducah City Marina and catching the eye of 25-year-old Mariah Willard. According to sources, the pair have been inseparable for the past three weeks...

Valentine's Day originated from the ancient Roman festival of Lupercalia, held from February 13–15 as a violent, chaotic fertility rite to honor the god Lupercus and founders Romulus and Remus. Priests sacrificed goats and dogs, using the hides to whip women to promote fertility. Pope Gelasius I...