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So there’s a couple threads about jokes, but no official joke thread. I hereby declare this thread the official joke thread. I’ll start. What is black and white and red all over? A hideously overcooked steak, further ruined by the addition of ketchup and mayonnaise.

I’ve had this question for years, but never got a good answer. Why do the big companies that make brats (Johnsonville, looking at you) package them with five brats, when most companies that make buns package six buns? I actually called the toll free number on Johnsonville’s brat package to ask...

(Edit) I forgot to hit the post button last night. I had a weird dream the other night. I dreamt that I had a pound of ground beef that I didn’t know what to do with. I woke up that morning craving meatloaf. I’m fulfilling my craving tonight. My meatloaf is a pound each of ground beef and...

Hi, I've been brewing beer for about 17 years, started fermenting veggies a few years ago, and now I'm learning about fermented meats. I've been smoking meat and fish for many years, but I didn't know fermenting meat was a thing. Until now. I intend to follow this rabbit hole wherever it leads...