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  2. wildflower

    Beef bacon or dry beef breakfast (with my new grandson)

    no knead bread???  how do you make it?????
  3. wildflower

    Wife

    My wife asked me,"How many   women have you slept with?" I proudly replied,   "Only you, Darling.  With all the  others, I was awake."
  4. wildflower

    Bacon-Cheeseburger (Step by Step)

    Can't be leave  you let bacon get away for you!!!!
  5. wildflower

    Perfect Marriage

    RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE 1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a     little beverage, good food and companionship.     She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds.    Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. 3. I take my wife...
  6. wildflower

    First attempt at Mac and Cheese...

      we need the recipe or
  7. wildflower

    My very first DO meal and the second and third...

    so, how do you do all of this,  please 
  8. wildflower

    Trio of Hot Sauces

    Thank You    
  9. wildflower

    Meat Hunter

    It’s illegal to sell game animals
  10. wildflower

    Deodorant

    I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.     I can barely walk, but whenever I pass gas the room smells lovely.    
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    Dangerous Foods

    Dangerous food
  12. wildflower

    Trio of Hot Sauces

    sure could use those recipes   or 
  13. wildflower

    And Yet Another Blonde Joke

    A blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a 'TGIF' tee-shirt. “Why are you wearing a 'Thank God It's Friday' tee-shirt on a Monday?” “Oh crap!” the blonde says. “I didn't realize it was a religious T-shirt. I thought it meant 'Tits Go In Front'.”
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    Health

    HEALTH MESSAGE: 1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat. 3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years. 4. A tortoise doesn't run, does nothing ...yet lives for 450 years. AND YOU TELL ME TO...
  15. wildflower

    First try at cheese

      21 days
  16. wildflower

    Todays smoke!! (well.. yesterdays) Pulled pork!!!

    would HIT that  
  17. wildflower

    Little Danny

    A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY NAMED DANNY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. BUT, ABOUT EVERY 15  SECONDS OR SO, HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO THE TOILET SEAT WITH...
  18. wildflower

    Canadian bacon

    no cure  
  19. wildflower

    Pastor

  20. wildflower

    Bacon started!! Sliced!

    I'm having BACON  shakes          
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