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  1. wildflower

    The Pub

    Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
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    This just in...

    Six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy!
  3. wildflower

    A Christmas Story

    A "TOUCHING" Christmas Story             A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of  the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared". The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you? Husband...
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    Curing only with smoke

    your not curing, you will ether get sick or dead 
  5. wildflower

    cowboy

    Cowboy: GIVE ME 3 PACKETS OF CONDOMS PLEASE. CASHIER: DO YOU NEED A PAPER BAG WITH THAT SIR? Cowboy: NAH... SHE AIN'T THAT UGLY!!
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    Lexus

    A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door to the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within  minutes a...
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    Butcher pre-sliced the bellies, now what?

    Fresh side CAN be nearly as addictive as Bacon! can it be, say it is not so, at last, Bacon is addictive  
  8. wildflower

    Christmas Cookies

    Jack  Daniel's Christmas Cookies > > 1  cup of water > 1 tsp baking soda > 1 cup of sugar > 1 tsp salt > 1 cup or  brown sugar > 4 large eggs > 1 cup nuts > 2 cups of dried fruit > 1 bottle  Jack Daniel's Whiskey. > > Sample  the Jack to check quality. Take a large bowl, Check the...
  9. wildflower

    Smokehouse Full of Buck Board Bacon!

    none of this is true, this is make up and not true........everyone knows it don't rain in TEXAS  
  10. wildflower

    Looking for something a little different to do with a port butt

    Make bacon out of it 
  11. wildflower

    Smoking Salmon Whole or Filet

    there are no Salmon in Galveston unless there shipped in from the west coast
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    Medical students

    Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student  said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student says...
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    Little Old Lady

    Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a police officer sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He says he to himself: "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there...
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    Two Blondes

    Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck  went past loaded up with rolls of sod. "I'm going to do that when I win the lottery," announced Blonde #1. "Do what?" asked Blonde #2. "Send my lawn out to be mowed."
  15. wildflower

    Creole goodness...

    OMG             
  16. wildflower

    I got bored

    Well   don't make me take a shot in the dark on this or make me    GIVE IT UP!!
  17. wildflower

    Bessie

    Ole's car was hit by a truck in an accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole. 'Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the lawyer. Ole responded, 'Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had yust loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into da......'...
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    some old and some new

    >        One  year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as > a Christmas gift... > >         The next  year, I didn't buy her a gift. > >         When she asked  me why, I replied, > >         "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" > >         And that's...
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    Little Bruce

    Little Bruce and his friend Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you...
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    Joe

    In 1972, Joe Miller was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Tulsa Junior College .. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.  The elephant seemed distressed, so Joe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee...
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