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  1. wildflower

    supersex

    A little old lady was going up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say “Supersex.” She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, “Supersex.” He sat silently for a moment or two and finally...
  2. wildflower

    Sunday drive

    Two elderly women were out driving in a large car -- both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself 'I must be losing it. I could have...
  3. wildflower

    2 boys

    Two little boys, ages 6 and 8, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so...
  4. wildflower

    Smoking Pig Tails

    but it was a PIG!!!!
  5. wildflower

    English

    1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture.. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert...
  6. wildflower

    the stranger

    A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.  The man gets up and goes to the door  where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed...
  7. wildflower

    what time is it?

    A man was telling his neighbor in Port Charlotte, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
  8. wildflower

    First BBB, with a little Q-view

    looks good   what slicer did you get??????
  9. wildflower

    So I Get Bored

    I would like to make one of the cancer one's, how do you do it???????????
  10. wildflower

    women and golf

    At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? He replied: 'It feels great...
  11. wildflower

    what bones are safe for dogs?

    the key is NO COOKED BONES people that feed there dogs raw use raw chicken backs and even whole chickens but NO COOKED BONES
  12. wildflower

    Deaf wife

    DEAF WIFE A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the...
  13. wildflower

    Unhappy marriage

    Tired of constantly Being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' Put him in touch with a nefarious...
  14. wildflower

    Oklahoma Bass Boat

    got a lot of them in Kentucky     
  15. wildflower

    sour smell from curing chamber

    if you think there is a problem, sent it to me and I will test it 
  16. wildflower

    Oklahoma Bass Boat

    He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here." He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it." His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his...
  17. wildflower

    he said, she said

    Two elderly people living in Fort Myers, he was a widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper in the Clubhouse. The two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he took a few admiring glances at her...
  18. wildflower

    Smokin-it model 2.

    I have the model 2 and love it, butts get up to 205 and that is when I pull them off.  someone knows the temp but meat only takes smoke up to what 150 or so and after that your just smoking wood.  I've had 40 lbs of meat in it and it has done great.   I only cold smoke and when I do I leave a...
  19. wildflower

    Cold smoking - an equipment question

    rosemary, right  
  20. wildflower

    genealogy reference

    Mick and Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick says "Crikey! There's a bloke here who was 152!" Paddy says "What's his name ?" Mick replies "Miles, from London”
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