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  1. wildflower

    Getting ready for the Colorado Family shootout

    OK Dave, did U cut the cheese  
  2. wildflower

    I don't know what to cook this weekend.

    make that 51, what time should I be there?    
  3. wildflower

    IM BACK!!!! More Bacon!

    U the man so far  
  4. wildflower

    storys in heaven

    As the heavenly story goes...         All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether admission will be granted. One room has a clerk who inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last day of life.         The first applicant...
  5. wildflower

    Does this appear to be a good deal/smoker???

    ^^^^  what he said   
  6. wildflower

    Confucius

    Things Confucius Didn't Say Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car...
  7. wildflower

    BBQ Quote Thread

    "If your looking, your not cooking"  
  8. wildflower

    sunbathing

    While Peter was sunbathing naked at the beach in Jamaica . For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting  sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat." He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you...
  9. wildflower

    Talk about Christmas in June!

    $&%)(*$#&(&()&)*%$   
  10. wildflower

    Teenage son and the family car

       A teenage boy  just passed his driving test   and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.   His father said he'd make a deal with his son,    "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average,   study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut.   Then we'll...
  11. wildflower

    HELP!!!! Catering My Own Wedding this Weekend

    Why would anyone want to get married if they could be cooking BBQ  
  12. wildflower

    MES 30" vs 40"

    Go the SAM'S online!!
  13. wildflower

    My First Smoke (and fatty)

    dame son, you sure get your money's worth out of a cook!!!  
  14. wildflower

    the Irish Brothel

    THE IRISH BROTHEL Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, watching the front door of the brothel over the road. The local Methodist pastor appears, and quickly goes inside. "Would you look at that!" says the first Irishman. "Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they...
  15. wildflower

    Alaska Lady

    On the way to a monthly meeting, an elderly lady was stopped by a State Trooper.  He asked for her drivers license and insurance.  The lady took out the required information and handed it to the patrolman.  In with the cards he was surprised to see she had a conceal carry permit.  He looked at...
  16. wildflower

    The Nun

    A nun at a Catholic school asked her students what they want to be when they grow up. Little Suzy declares, "I want to be a prostitute." "What did you say?!" asks the nun, totally shocked. ... "I said I want to be a prostitute," Suzy repeats. "Oh, thank heavens," says the nun. "I thought you...
  17. wildflower

    Understanding English

    No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that's easy to understand. Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED. I beg to differ because, there is: When you marry the right woman, you are...
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