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Jesus is watching you...
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight... -
VERY Hazardous Riddle!!
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your... -
The Female Merit\Demerit System...
BUT what is wrong with this one??? * You go out to buy her what she wants. (+5) In the rain. (+8) But return with Beer. (-5) -
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Small town, America
I can understand you there Blackhawk! I wasn't there, but I had a couple of brothers over there from 68-72 (between them). Luckily, we WERE from a small town that did give them somewhat of a welcome. Nothing like it should have been, but at least none of the fool-hardy (I COULD think of...- phil s
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Small town, America
I wasn't sure where to put this, but I thought this was a great tribute to our soldiers! My hats off to all of the Armed services! I was in the Army myself from 1983-1987, got a nephew that just got back from Iraq a few weeks ago. It's nice for the troops to have (and witness) all of our...- phil s
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Chelsea & Hillary
Hillary went to California recently to visit Chelsea at school. Even though they had not seen each other recently, the senator got right to the point. " Honey," Hillary said,"I know you are on your own now, but this campaign I'm running for president is going to get very ugly. My opponents are... -
Guns and Women
Oh great!!! Tell my wife that! She has as many guns as I do!! -
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For all of the newlyweds...
> The Sweetness of Married Life > > > > A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband > although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and > party with his old buddies. > > So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." > > "Where are you... -
Dear Alcohol
Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when... -
I'm gonna be a Pop-Pop...
Congrats on number 12!! X-mas will be busier AND more expensive!! Keep spoilin them and sending back to their parents to contend with later!!- phil s
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this site is THE BEST 1 ON THE NET
I'm new here, and belong to some other forums also. I do have to say, there is NEVER a lack of responses here! Everyone is always very helpful and friendly and I have not seen anyone being bashed for their equipment or smoking style;whether you're smoking from a hole in the ground or using a...- phil s
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What goes up....
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he dove out of the airplane and pulled the ripcord. The chute emerged, tangled, and he cut it free. He then pulled the cord on the reserve chute, and it also was tangled. He prayed to God and looked down to the ground... -
Why did the chicken cross the road?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his... -
The wisdom of children
1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark Naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isnâ€8482t wearing a seat belt!"...
