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There is no egg in the eggplant,
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England,
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted,
but if we examine its paradoxes we find that:
Quicksand takes you...
THAT'S ONE FINE LOOKING PLATE DISCO, NICE WORK! I USED TO CUT STEAKS FROM WHOLE TENDERLOINS BACK IN THE DARK AGES, QUIT WHEN THEY GOT TO $7.00 LB AT COSTCO. RAY
SOME FINE LOOKIN' RACKS OF SPARES THERE JOHN, YOU HAD TO BE HAPPY, THE FAM WAS HAPPY, AND YOU KNOW THE NEIGHBORS WERE HAPPY! HELL, I GAVE THAT BEAUTUFUL PLATE OF SPARES AND SLAW A LOOK AND IT MADE ME HAPPY, NICE WORK THERE BUD. RAY
I HAVE A 22LB STANDING RIB ROAST IN THE FREEZER I BOUGHT AT LAST YEARS XMAS SALES FOR $4.75LB, COUPLE OF EIGHT POUNDERS TOO. USED TO GRIND TRITIP FOR BURGERS WHEN IT WAS $3.99LB, THOSE DAYS ARE SURELY OVER, $9.99LB THIS WEEK, I'LL TREASURE THE FEW I HAVE VAC-SEALED IN FREEZERMART. JUST LOADED UP...
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After courting each other, they married. Their union was of course perfect.
One night on Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a deserted road, when they noticed someone in distress on the side of the road...