To save gas....

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokewatcher, Jan 20, 2008.

  1. Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!

    That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....

    Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....

    When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ..

    Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.... .

    Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

    After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... .

    He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.....

    This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ..

    If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

    Problem solved.....
     
  2. I like the idea. It's a win,win situation. [​IMG]
     
  3. I like it also. Carlos Mencia said put all immigrants on the border and tell them if anyone comes across they take there place.
     
  4. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Hell yeah.... Thats how it should be... Right on........

    Kookie
     
  5. stacks

    stacks Smoke Blower

    [​IMG] An idea to secure the boarder, prevent NO from flooding again, and stop alligator attacks on Florida residents.

    Dig a moat the length of the mexican boarder. Take the dirt from the moat and shore up around NO. Fill the moat with water and alligators.
     

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