Okay, I don't how many responses there were to this, but I just read them all! Great idea!
So, on to my screen name:
A long time ago, when sipping a few suds, someone would always pass a little gas. One fellow would always say " Get yer gun! I just heard a buck snort!". Someone else would pop up with "No, that was just a barking spider!". So, later in life, I turned my garage into a home brewery. I needed a name for it, so that I could print up a few business cards, so that I could buy stuff at wholesale without a tax stamp, and just to make it sound like German, which was my favorite home brew style, I called it the "Barkenspeider Brewhaus". Who was the head brewmaster? Me! Buck Snorts! And after a few mugs of the stuff, the brewery and myself would earn our names...
I've gotten quite a few chuckles from this thread, and I hope you all get a grin or two from this post. And the next time you've tipped a few suds, remember to call my name!
Buck