Gotcha Jabbo,
But I have places in both Tampa and Orlando, both fairly big, populated areas. In Orlando, I have deer that come out every night and drink from the pond across the street, Wild Turkey running around everywhere, more lakes than I can count and wild life everywhere, and any store I could possibly need, I mean ANY MAJOR STORE, with in 10 miles from the house.
In Tampa, my house is right at the mouth of Little Manatee river , right on Tampa Bay. Literally I can fish right from my dock and catch snook, reds, trout, or just run 2 miles out into the bay and snag a nice gag and be back before the day heats up. I throw my oranges from my tree into the water and Manatees come in to eat them.
Just saying, I know what you mean about all the people, and craziness, but just like you build your own smoker, you have to build your own world and find your own ways of getting away from all the craziness. I have to make money, and I have to be near people that have it in order to do that.