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Epic Tale

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Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe , as it happens,
near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted
highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in
front of the car. Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob attempts to
control the car, but to no avail! The car swerves and smashes into a tree.

Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog. Dazed, he looks over at
the passenger seat and sees his wife unconscious, with her head bleeding!
Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob knows he has to get her
medical assistance. Bob carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging
down the road. After a short while, he sees a light. He heads towards the
light, which is coming from a large, old house. He approaches the door and

A minute passes. A small, hunched man opens the door. Bob immediately
blurts, "Hello, my name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife Betty. We've been
in a terrible accident, and my wife has been seriously hurt. Can I please
use your phone?"

"I'm sorry," replied the hunchback, "but we don't have a phone. My master is
a doctor; come in and I will get him!"
Bob brings his wife in.

An older man comes down the stairs. "I'm afraid my assistant may have misled
you. I am not a medical doctor; I am a scientist. However, it is many miles
to the nearest clinic, and I have had a basic medical training. I will see
what I can do. Igor, bring them down to the laboratory."

With that, Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs, with Bob
following closely. Igor places Betty on a table in the lab. Bob collapses
from exhaustion and his own injuries, so Igor places Bob on an adjoining

After a brief examination, Igor's master looks worried. "Things are serious,
Igor. Prepare a transfusion." Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no
avail. Bob and Betty Hill are no more.

The Hills' deaths upset Igor's master greatly. Wearily, he climbs the steps
to his conservatory, which houses his grand piano. For it is here that he
has always found solace. He begins to play, and a stirring, almost haunting
melody fills the house.

Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab tidying up. His eyes catch movement, and
he notices the fingers on Betty's hand twitch, keeping time to the haunting
piano music. Stunned, he watches as Bob's arm begins to rise, marking the
beat! He is further amazed as Betty and Bob both sit up straight!

Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the conservatory. He
bursts in and shouts to his master:

"Master, Master! The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"

(I am soooooo sorry. But you really should've seen that coming)biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

What did you expect...

it's free from a demented friend on the Internet.
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Somebody's gotta do; it just as well be me. . . .

post #3 of 3
that was funny, and no i didn't see it coming at all
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