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One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman
became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual
manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and
the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts,
touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand
gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and
then down the other side to a point below her waist. He
continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the
other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.
His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh,
stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a
little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and
rolled over to his side of the bed.

"Why are you stopping, darling ?" she whispered.

He whispered back, " I found the remote"
Ahhhhh! So much for romance!
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finally together

She married and had thirteen children. Then her husband died.

She married again and had seven more children. Again her husband died.

She married a third time and had five more children. This husband died too.

Finally, after having a total of twenty five children, she died.

Standing beside her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman, and said, ''Lord they are finally together.''

One mourner leaned over to her friend and whispered, ''Do you think he means the first, the second or the third husband?''

Her friend replied, ''I think he means her legs!''
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Goodness gracious 25 children?
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