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With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband,
"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"
 
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"No," said her husband.
 
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse,
and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft,
silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
 
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
 
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
 
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"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
 
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt,
and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a
crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
 
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill,
and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
 
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
 
"No!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited, .....
 
 
"Check the garage."
 
 
 
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Happy smoken.

David

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