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After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.  When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.

On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow.  The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.  The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'this is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week.  Can you do this?'

'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.'  


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laugh1.gif that's good

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Grat stuff!


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love it

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