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Christmas Cookies

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Jack  Daniel's Christmas Cookies

>

> 1  cup of water

> 1 tsp baking soda

> 1 cup of sugar

> 1 tsp salt

> 1 cup or  brown sugar

> 4 large eggs

> 1 cup nuts

> 2 cups of dried fruit

> 1 bottle  Jack Daniel's Whiskey.

>

> Sample  the Jack to check quality. Take a large bowl, Check the Jack

> again, to be  sure it is of the highest quality, Pour one level cup

> and drink.

>

> Turn  on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter In a large fluffy 

> bowl.

>

> Add  one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to

> make sure the  whiskey is still ok, try another Cup just in case.

>

> Turn off the  mixerer thingy.

>

> Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the  cup Of dried

> fruit.

>

> Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

>

> Mix  on the turner.

>

> If  the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry It loose with a 

> drewscriver.

>

> Sample the Jack to check for tonsisticity.

>

> Next, sift  two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves A sheet. Check

> the Jack Daniel's.  Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

>

> Add one table.

>

> Add  a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can Find.

>

> Greash the  oven.

>

> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to  fall Over.

>

> Don't forget to beat off the  turner.

>

> Finally,  throw the bowl through the window, finish the Dack Janiel's

> and make sure to  put the stove in the wishdasher.

> Cherry  Mistmas !

post #2 of 6

Now that's my kind of Christmas cookies!

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post #4 of 6

Gust finnushed dis rustapie wit rown croyal........Pitty gamn dood>>

post #5 of 6

Great recipe What no pictures.biggrin.gif

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