When will men learn to keep their mouths SHUT!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by walking dude, Feb 5, 2008.

  1. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
    In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
    This scenario was repeated each time they made love,
    for more than 30 years, with him thinking
    that it was a cute way for her to afford
    new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
    Arriving home around noon one day,
    she was surprised to find
    her husband in a very drunken state.
    During the next few minutes,
    he explained that his employer was
    going through a process of corporate downsizing,
    and he had been let go.
    It was unlikely that, at the age of 59,
    he'd be able to find another position
    th at paid anywhere near what he'd been earning,
    and therefore, they were financially ruined.
    Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book
    which showed more than thirty years
    of steady deposits and interest
    totaling nearly
    $1 million.
    Then she showed him
    certificates of deposits
    issued by the bank
    which were worth over $2 million,
    and informed him that they were
    one of the largest depositors in the bank.
    She explained that for the more than
    three decades she had "charged" him for sex,
    these holdings had multiplied
    and these were the results
    of her savings and investments.
    Faced with evidence of cash and investments
    worth over $3 million,
    her husband was so astounded
    he could barely speak, but
    finally he found his voice and blurted out,
    "If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
    I would have given you all my business!"
    That's when she shot him.
    You know, sometimes,
    men just don't know when
    to keep their mouths shut.
  2. charles1056

    charles1056 Meat Mopper

    Good one Dude. My kind of savings plan!
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Brother in law had sent me that one, good one though![​IMG]
  4. white cloud

    white cloud Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    How do you put it, bahhaa, no bahaaa, oh crap I'll have to go back and look.
  5. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

  6. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Lol............... Thats a great one............


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