Seven hundred ten

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by glued2it, Oct 23, 2007.

  1. glued2it

    glued2it Master of the Pit

    A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
    A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
    We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
    She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.."
    She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
    The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
    She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
    He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"
    She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
    If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here

  2. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I think that might have been my first wife... [​IMG]
  3. deer meat

    deer meat Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    I think blackhawk posted that one on here a few months ago. It's still a good one..............LMAO[​IMG]

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