****** (Rated R)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by mossymo, Sep 13, 2007.

  1. mossymo

    mossymo Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    In Pharmacology, all ***** have two names, a trade name and generic name.
    For example, trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
    Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
    Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for ******. After careful
    consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that
    it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
    Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

    Pfizer Corp. announced today that ****** will soon be available in liquid
    form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
    use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself
    a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it
    gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good
    old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the
    name of: MOUNT & DO.

    Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
    ****** today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there
    should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections
    and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
     
  2. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    My thoughts are with yours...
     
  3. mossymo

    mossymo Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Some security program must have sensored the word V*I*A*G*R*A from the post.
     
  4. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    HAHAHAHA it took me a minute to figure out what the word was that they blocked out. But once I read the generic names it was "hard" to figure it out. LOL.
     

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