IRS

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bwsmith_2000, Feb 16, 2006.

  1. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    IRS

    Ralph arrived at his Internal Revenue Service audit accompanied by another man. The IRS guy assumed the other man was Ralph's attorney.
    Going over his records, the IRS official said, "Well, sir, it appears that
    you live at a much higher level than your reported employment income. How do you explain that?" Ralph replied, "I love to gamble and I usually win." The skeptical official gave him a disbelieving look.
    "I can prove it," said Ralph. "How about a demonstration?" The official
    thought a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."
    Ralph said, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."
    The auditor thought a moment and said, "No way! It's a bet!" Ralph removed his glass eye and bit it. The official's jaw dropped. Ralph said, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."
    The official could tell Ralph wasn't blind, so he took the bet. Ralph then
    removed his dentures and bit his good eye. The stunned official was now
    three grand in the hole! "Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asked. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on your desk and piss into that wastebasket by the door over there and never get a drop anywhere in between." The auditor, twice burned, was cautious now, but there's no way this guy could manage that stunt, so he agreed again!
    Ralph climbed up on the auditor's desk, missed the wastebasket completely, and pretty much peed all over the desk. The official grinned. He had just turned a huge loss into a huge win! But then he noticed that Ralph's friend looked ashen and was visibly shaking. "Are you okay?" he asked. The man replied, "Not really. Before we arrived, Ralph bet me twenty thousand dollars he'd piss on your desk and you'd be happy about it.
     
  2. brianj517

    brianj517 Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Now That's Funny!... :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Who amomg us wouldn't savor the opportunity to piss all over the IRS???
     
  3. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    :shock: And sooooo close to Tax time too!!! :D
     

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