What's Brown and sticky? A stick Whats brown and sits in the corner. A naughty poo! What do you call a boomerang that does'nt come back? A stick A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Kevin?" A dyslexic man walks into a bra... What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG! What does George Bush use for contraception? His personality. What sound does a cow with no lips make? oooooooo What goes ha ha ha bonk? A man laughing his head off How do you make a bear cross? Nail two bears together. what's the best time to go to the dentist? tooth-hurty. What do you call a deer with no eyes... No idear... What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idear... Two budgies sitting on a perch. One says to the other, "Do you smell fish?