What's Brown and sticky?
A stick
Whats brown and sits in the corner.
A naughty poo!
What do you call a boomerang that does'nt come back?
A stick
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Kevin?"
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNG!
What does George Bush use for contraception?
His personality.
What sound does a cow with no lips make?
oooooooo
What goes ha ha ha bonk?
A man laughing his head off
How do you make a bear cross?
Nail two bears together.
what's the best time to go to the dentist?
tooth-hurty.
What do you call a deer with no eyes...
No idear...
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idear...
Two budgies sitting on a perch.
One says to the other, "Do you smell fish?
A stick
Whats brown and sits in the corner.
A naughty poo!
What do you call a boomerang that does'nt come back?
A stick
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Kevin?"
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNG!
What does George Bush use for contraception?
His personality.
What sound does a cow with no lips make?
oooooooo
What goes ha ha ha bonk?
A man laughing his head off
How do you make a bear cross?
Nail two bears together.
what's the best time to go to the dentist?
tooth-hurty.
What do you call a deer with no eyes...
No idear...
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idear...
Two budgies sitting on a perch.
One says to the other, "Do you smell fish?
