I'm bored...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by mr mac, Nov 20, 2009.

  1. mr mac

    mr mac Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    What's Brown and sticky?
    A stick

    Whats brown and sits in the corner.
    A naughty poo!

    What do you call a boomerang that does'nt come back?
    A stick

    A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey we have a drink named after you!"
    The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Kevin?"

    A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

    What's brown and sounds like a bell?
    DUNG!

    What does George Bush use for contraception?
    His personality.

    What sound does a cow with no lips make?
    oooooooo

    What goes ha ha ha bonk?
    A man laughing his head off

    How do you make a bear cross?
    Nail two bears together.

    what's the best time to go to the dentist?
    tooth-hurty.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes...
    No idear...

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
    Still no idear...

    Two budgies sitting on a perch.
    One says to the other, "Do you smell fish?
     
  2. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

     
  3. flatbroke

    flatbroke Smoking Fanatic

    [​IMG]Some good stuff
     

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