Guts and *Cojones

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daveomak, Dec 31, 2011.

  1. daveomak

    daveomak Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

         To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and Cojones.
         We've all heard about people having Guts or Cojones, but do you really know the difference between them?

         In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

         GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

         *COJONES - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar,
         and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Cojones to say, 'You're next, Chubby.'

         I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

         Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

         Both result in death.

    *thought I might make this more politically correct.... Dave
     
    Last edited: Dec 31, 2011
  2. jrod62

    jrod62 Smoking Guru Group Lead OTBS Member

    [​IMG] just told wife she next. and now dog in bed and i'm outside in the dog house [​IMG]
     
  3. Too funny, had to share!
     
  4. sprky

    sprky Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    [​IMG]  ooooooo yes fore sure results in death[​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  5. werdwolf

    werdwolf Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Too Funny!
     
  6. smokinal

    smokinal Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member ★ Lifetime Premier ★

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  7. chef jimmyj

    chef jimmyj Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member

    That's HILARIOUS!...JJ
     
  8. AWESOME!! TOO FUNNY.....
     
  9. shoneyboy

    shoneyboy Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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  10. I'll try it out on SWMBO as soon as I finish this bottle of Crown...[​IMG]
     

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