Free Sex with Every Fill-Up PG-13

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bb53chevpro, Feb 18, 2008.

  1. bb53chevpro

    bb53chevpro Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales. So
    he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Every Fill-Up."

    Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.

    The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10; if he guessed correctly
    he would get his free sex.

    The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The
    number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."

    The redneck came in the following week
    for another fill-up and again he asked for his free sex.

    The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess
    the correct number.

    The redneck guessed 2 this time, the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3,
    you were close, but no free sex this time."

    As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that
    gameis rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."

    Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray, it ain't rigged. My wife won
    twice last week."
     
  2. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats a good one...........Thats funny................
     
  3. capt dan

    capt dan Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    hehehe, thanks for the chuckle!
     

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