- Dec 29, 2007
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A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales. So
he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Every Fill-Up."
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10; if he guessed correctly
he would get his free sex.
The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The
number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."
The redneck came in the following week
for another fill-up and again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess
the correct number.
The redneck guessed 2 this time, the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3,
you were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that
gameis rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray, it ain't rigged. My wife won
twice last week."
he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Every Fill-Up."
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10; if he guessed correctly
he would get his free sex.
The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The
number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."
The redneck came in the following week
for another fill-up and again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess
the correct number.
The redneck guessed 2 this time, the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3,
you were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that
gameis rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray, it ain't rigged. My wife won
twice last week."
