Because I'm A Man

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Sep 20, 2007.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in
    the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long

    after hypothermia has set in.

    Calling AAA is not an option.

    I will win.

    Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running

    very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the

    engine as if I know what I'm looking at.

    If another man shows up, one of us will say to

    the other, "I used to be able to fix these things,

    but now with all these computers and

    everything, I wouldn't know where to start."

    We will then drink a couple of beers and break

    wind, as a form of holy communion.

    Because I'm a man, when one of our
    appliances stops working, I will insist on taking

    it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost

    me twice as much once the repair person

    gets here and has to put it back together.

    Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask

    me what I'm thinking about.

    The true answer is always either sex, cars, sex,

    sports or sex. I have to make up something

    else when you ask, so just don't ask.

    Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing

    is fine. I thought what you were wearing five

    minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of

    shoes is fine. With the belt or without it,

    looks fine. It does not make your ass look

    too big. It was the pasta and potatoes and

    margaritas that did that. Your hair is fine.

    You look fine. Can we just go now?

    Because I'm a man, and this is, after all,

    the year 2007, I will share equally in the

    housework. You just do the laundry, the

    cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming,

    and the dishes, and I'll do the rest. Like

    wandering around in the garden with a

    beer, wondering what to do.

    This has been a public service message for

    women to better understand men.

  2. sounds like a simple explination to me!
  3. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    HAHAHAHA I have actually done a few of them.

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