Are you from California ?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Jul 17, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    You know you're from California if:

    1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

    2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

    3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
    conversation in English.

    4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and

    is named Flower.

    5. You can't remember . . Is pot illegal?

    6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
    donor.

    7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans

    are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
    Ethiopian.

    8. You can't remember . .. . Is pot illegal?

    9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

    10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

    11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a
    baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really is
    George Clooney.

    12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

    13. You can't remember . .. .is pot illegal?

    14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
    station: "STORM WATCH."

    15 You pass an elementary school playground and the children are
    all busy with their cells or pagers.

    16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an
    hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

    17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

    18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal
    trainers and cosmetic surgeons.

    19. The Terminator is your Governor.
    20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If
    you're here illegally, they want to give you one.





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  2. starsfaninco

    starsfaninco Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    My favorite 'Days of Thunder' Quote:

    Tim Daland: If you're from California, you're not a Yankee. You're not really anything.
    Harry Hogge: You said it.
    [chuckles]
     
  3. smksignals

    smksignals Fire Starter

    LMAO @ # 14. That is the honest to gods truth !!!!
     

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