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  1. phil s

    Saw this on another fourm...

    ...It's just GOTTA be good for you , don't ya think??
  2. phil s

    This PROVES we have become too dependent on our computers.

    Question: Are you male or female? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > To find out the answer, look down .... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Look down, not scroll down...
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    Wsm...$179 Free Shipping!

    Hello Everyone, If anyone has been looking for a GREAT deal on the WSM, here you go! Amazon is selling for $179.99 today with free shipping! I just picked one up! http://www.amazon.com/Weber-2820-Smo...1537068&sr=8-1
  4. phil s

    Submarine Races!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WELL, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT????
  5. phil s

    Taxes

    Flags tell us information about our taxes A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax...
  6. phil s

    Bronze Statues

    The bronze statues A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so interesting and unique that he picks it up and asks the shop owner what it...
  7. phil s

    Can you give me a push?

    A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and itâ€8482s half past three in the morning. “Iâ€8482m not getting out of bed at this timeâ€, he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. “Arenâ€8482t you going to...
  8. phil s

    Wsm

    This could be a good deal for someone looking for a WSM. http://cgi.ebay.com/Weber-2820-Smoke...QQcmdZViewItem
  9. phil s

    Inspirational pictures

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    test

  11. phil s

    Why Men don't write advice columns

    Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here! The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got...
  12. phil s

    Husband Daycare

    Now THIS looks like a place I could go!!
  13. phil s

    More Oley and Sven...

    So, Sven and Ole are bungee-jumping one day. Sven says to OLe, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico." Ole thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc...
  14. phil s

    Tequila Cookies!

    TEQUILA CHRISTMAS COOKIES 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tbsp lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup of nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle of Tequila Sample the Tequila in a large glass to check quality Take a large bowl, and check the...
  15. phil s

    For those BRAVE enough to watch...

    This is funny stuff!! I saw this on another forum. Be prepared though, as it is NOT for the squeemish!! Go ahead, watch it...DARE ya!! (6 minutes) http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-make-bbq-spare-ribs
  16. phil s

    How to start a fire...

    Here's a new way to light them sticks!! http://www.funnyvideoshack.com/video...et-Engine.html
  17. phil s

    This is kinda funny

    Any takers on this one?? http://stlouis.craigslist.org/for/431948189.html
  18. phil s

    Pulled Over

    Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "Why'd you do that? The trooper says, "You're...
  19. phil s

    Jesus is watching you...

    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight...
  20. phil s

    VERY Hazardous Riddle!!

    You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your...
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