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  1. wildflower

    Cold Winter?

    .It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold  or mild.      Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter...
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    Help! Belly Bacon!! Q/VIEW ADDED!

    You should have called, I would have come over and taken it to my house to smoke an test till you were up and moving around.  Did I forget to give you my address, dame!! 
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    blonde

    An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and...
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    grannies

    Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by.  And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying,  "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."  The old man said,  "There is no way you can guess it, you old fools."  One of...
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    Smoken-it vs canjun injector ss

    I have the smoke-it 2, LOVE it and have never had a problem  
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    Food

    A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa . 'The material we > put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, > years ago.. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. > Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and > none...
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    17 year old girl

    The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was > having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact > the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. > The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any > attempt to stop the girl...
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    Bacon Cure Recipe

    Pops recipe???   what is it???   please
  9. wildflower

    Old couple

    An old married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!"
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    Alzheiver's or Parkinson's

    ALZHEIMER'S OR PARKINSON'S: Which one would you rather have?      PARKINSON'S of course! Better to spill half your drink..... than forget where the heck you put it!
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    Long happy marriage

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    Chicken Farmer

    A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, "How about that?  I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for...
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    Texas blonde girl

    A  blonde city girl named Amy marries a  Brenham Texas rancher.   One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy:    'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's  stall is in...
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    The Affair

    Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.  He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.' 'There's no need to, 'his wife replied. 'No,' he insisted,  'I want to die in peace.  I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!' 'I know,' she...
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    my first bacon--thanks to BearCarver. Pic heavy

    BACON                                            
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    28 LBS of brisket

    If you get some time would you please wright up how to make the bread, please 
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    Alzheiver's Test

    Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors   How fast can you guess these words? 1. F_ _K 2.  PU_S_ 3. S_X 4. P_N_S 5. BOO_S   6. _  _NDOM    Scroll down for answers ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Answers: 1. FORK 2. PULSE 3. SIX 4. PANTS 5. BOOKS...
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    women's perfect breakfast

    WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST  She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.   Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.   Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.   Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.   And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
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    NEVER CHEAT ON A COUNTRY WOMAN!

    NEVER CHEAT ON A COUNTRY WOMAN! A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. Born of fury with super-human strength from cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn. She...
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