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  1. wildflower

    The Farmer

    A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and...
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    President

    We, who worry about Democrats vs. Republicans----relax, here is our real problem: In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States.  It was pretty simple.  The candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age...
  3. wildflower

    Priest

    A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he had spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and...
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    Blonde

    A blonde was flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day: "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!" All of a sudden she hears a...
  5. wildflower

    2 AM

    An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.   The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."   The officer then asks, "Really...
  6. wildflower

    boykjo's bacon with pink salt test (Final pics)

  7. wildflower

    Bacon

    The Bacon Tree... Two illegal Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says......... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."...
  8. wildflower

    mrsrichkahbolt is a spammer and has been banned

    I got banned for the girls locker room is high school, does that count???   
  9. wildflower

    The Rancher

    The Texas Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small Kerr County rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.   GOV’T AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”    RANCHER: ”Well, there’s my hired...
  10. wildflower

    The Girl

    U would 2 and LOL when you did!!!!!
  11. wildflower

    Need a new food/meat slicer......

    I have a 12" industrial size one for sale on CL now
  12. wildflower

    The Girl

    I met a girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet. As we lay making love, I thought, “Boy, these taser guns are well worth the money"
  13. wildflower

    Are my testicles black?

    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m...
  14. wildflower

    Cowboy

    A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM MONTANA COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING. THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103. WHEN HE DIED HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45...
  15. wildflower

    'Bout Says it All...

    X7
  16. wildflower

    skin make any difference when figuring amount of cure?

    it's the truth!!!   just KNAW on it till lunch  
  17. wildflower

    Habanero and carrot hot sauce

    U got about,  time has passed    U know what the rest of us need to do this, INFORMATION 
  18. wildflower

    SAM's Garlic

    Went to SAM’s last Saturday to get some pork butts and other things.  Got over in the fresh vegetables and in the frig there was peeled garlic.  Thinking why not I got a box and then LOOKED, product of CHINA!!!!!  CHINA,  they grow it there in who knows what and put it on a ship, brought it to...
  19. wildflower

    Poulet a Quarante Gousses D'Ail (Chicken with Forty Cloves of Garlic)

    Looks great
  20. wildflower

    Chain

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