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  1. panhead

    stuffed smoked portabella shrooms w/qview

    maybe a splash of marinara sauce on top before serving them would be nice,,,,,sorta like a little pizza
  2. panhead

    stuffed smoked portabella shrooms w/qview

    wow those look great
  3. panhead

    Riddle me this! ! ! !

    come on...where can a kid not be a kid......we need an answer...
  4. panhead

    Celibacy

    haha...very good
  5. panhead

    female urologist.......rated r

    My internist referred me to a female urologist. I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy. She told me that I have to stop masturbating. I asked her why and she said, "Because I'm trying to Examine You..."
  6. panhead

    pick pocket

    what's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom. A pick pocket snatches watches.
  7. panhead

    the generals dog

    It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out "Sir, Good Evening, Sir!" The General, out for some relaxation...
  8. panhead

    computer implants

    i know ive been hammering this thread with jokes but ive been home sick from work and cabin fever is getting to me...lol
  9. panhead

    computer implants

    Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and...
  10. panhead

    engineer in hell

    An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts...
  11. panhead

    the true uses of tools

    DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against that freshly-stained heirloom piece you were drying. WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and...
  12. panhead

    never choke in a hillbilly resturant

    Never Choke in a Southern Restaurant Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is...
  13. panhead

    wallys wedding night

    WALLYS WEDDING NIGHT At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the...
  14. panhead

    Newbie in New York

    welcome from a brother new yorker...you are in the right place here at this site
  15. panhead

    password,,,,,pg

    ]SORRY FOR SOME REASON THIS JUST WONT LET ME PASTE
  16. panhead

    password,,,,,pg

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  17. panhead

    god and harley davidsons

    sorry,,i see that someone had already poster this same joke,,,lol
  18. panhead

    god and harley davidsons

    The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycleshave changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.' Arthur thought...
  19. panhead

    nicoderm....rated r

    Nicoderm Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one's ***** and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He looks at the other priest and says, 'I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your *****.'...
  20. panhead

    The smokenator!

    please let us know how it works after the trial run
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