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More Blonde Jokes
Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One. The rest are all true stories. Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat! A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some... -
Golf Genie
One day, a fairy visits a lonely widow and says that she is there to give her three wishes. ''I wish I was 21 and beautiful!'' The wish is instantly granted. ''I wish I had a million dollars!'' The wish is granted. ''I wish that my cat here were the most handsome guy in the world and was... -
Joke's
You posted this at9:58, where are the pics with the Q-view ?- dawgwhat
- Post #39
- Forum: For New Members
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Nine Comments to Take Back
I have to share one more Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during the 2004 Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2... -
Golf Genie
A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice - her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to her surprise, the ball smashed through the... -
Saving Her Butt
A man decided to paint the toilet while his wife was away. His wife came home sooner than he expected, used the toilet, and got the seat stuck to her rear. She was understandably distraught about this and asked her husband to drive her to the doctor. She put a large overcoat on to cover the seat... -
Having to Take a Whisper
Once there was a liitle boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, ''Mommy, I have to piss.'' The mother said, ''Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite. The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by... -
Joke's
If you have friends helping you with your smoke,do you tell jokes ? I enjoy good jokes as much as smoking and if I don't get post counts,then so be it I ain't posting jokes for post count, I have learned a lot here,and I bet I don't hae over 40 post counts who cares about post count? some...- dawgwhat
- Post #9
- Forum: For New Members
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A man getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he... -
Biker Competition
That's a good one,being that I'm a motorcycle owner, I had to post it on my COG forum we have a couple of Harley riders on there,hopefully it don't start a flame war COG=Concours owners group Kawaski made from 86-06 sport touring at it's finiest -
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Hey from Georgia
Hey Jo, How long ya been out in douglasville? I grew up out there from 73-83 out in Winston,off of cedar mountain road also welcome aboard,you can learn alot here and Great people -
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ABT and Fatty experiment
How do you make an omlet fattie? do you pre cook the eggs? sounds like I would try this, Hell I try anything once maybe not anything- dawgwhat
- Post #6
- Forum: Side Items
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My Children Are Mean Too Me, Please Help Me!
Thank God I have three boys (3,7,9) and any time they mess with me I ask them if they need a heart punch or a headbutt and that's the look I get- dawgwhat
- Post #24
- Forum: General Discussion
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Another New Member from North Carolina
I think my first post was in another area, so have at it -
Another New Member from North Carolina
here ya go ttp://geocities.com/[email protected]/ and welcome to SMF -
Harvest is done!!!
Hey ya big TURD us other turds are still here,ya can't drive us off yet- dawgwhat
- Post #7
- Forum: General Discussion
