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  1. figjam

    Difference, part 2 (PG-13)

    What's the difference between a rooster and a nymphomaniac? One says "cock-a-doodle-doo", the other says "any ****'ll doo"
  2. figjam

    Same (PG-13)

    What does sex and bridge (the card game) have in common? You either need a good partner or a good hand.
  3. figjam

    Difference (PG-13)

    What's the difference between a jewel thief and a peeping Tom? One snatches watches, the other watches snatches
  4. figjam

    Brining? Pshaw!

    Because it will be even better with the brine.
  5. figjam

    Smoking Books

    Her name is Kelly Brook. She is a British model. Do a google image search on her and you will not be disappointed.
  6. figjam

    Smoking Books

    Not sure how tasty the pages will be after a good smoke.
  7. figjam

    Is it Corona time yet?

    It's 5:00 somewhere
  8. figjam

    Oregon Scientific Wireless Thermometer @ Lowes for $9.99

    Looks like Lowes is not carrying the Oregon Scientific brand any more.
  9. figjam

    Remote Thermometer questions

    It will probably vary depending on the type of smoker. I have an ECB and I can place mine on the ground far enough away from the smoker that it won't melt. I run my probe lead under the lid. I thought about coming down from the vent, but that will make it more difficult when removing the lid.
  10. figjam

    12 acceptable times the F* word was dropped (obviously PG-13)

    "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 "Where did all these @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- General George Armstrong Custer, 1877 "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Albert Einstein...
  11. figjam

    Add this little guy to your prayers...

    Prayers have been sent. Please keep us informed of his situation.
  12. figjam

    Soaking Wood?

    Seems like most do not soak their wood chunks, but a few will soak wood chips so that they do not burn up too quickly.
  13. figjam

    Couple new fatty types

    I know, I know. No q-view ... didn't happen. The wife was gone Sat night with the camera and I really didn't want to wait until she got back on Sun to smoke.
  14. figjam

    Couple new fatty types

    For the SB, I made up 4 fatties (sorry, no q-view). Two of them were my "usual" fatties stuffed with mushrooms and cheddar cheese (my wife's favorite). But the other two I decided to experiment with. For the first one, I fried up 3 strips of bacon on the stove. After they cooled, I crumbled...
  15. figjam

    No Sex RATED R

    Excellent!
  16. figjam

    Chuckie = Pulled beef!

    Yeah, I shouldn't have questioned the smoking part, just the direct/indirect part. Didn't realize there was such a gap there from that angle. Any thoughts to adding a layer of something to make it more indirect? Regardless (and since I didn't point it out in my first post), the food looks GREAT!
  17. figjam

    Chuckie = Pulled beef!

    In your 3rd pic (labeled " 4 hr's, looking good, LOVE that Mesquite....."), we can see the coals from the overhead shot. Looks more like grilling than smoking. Am I missing something?
  18. figjam

    Problems with site?

    Had problems earlier today, but looking good now.
  19. figjam

    Fishing Trip PG-13

    That is hilarious
  20. figjam

    Spam PM

    I got it this morning, but didn't bother reporting it since the offender (Jeanette) was already shown as banned
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